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Do you hear that sound? It means sports are about to happen!
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Don't you hate the opposing sports team? Don't they suck for having personal ties to the team you don't have personal ties to?
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Sports are fun whether you are playing them or watching them. There's no time to explain the rules to girls, though.
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Aww, yeah, the men in shorts and/or tight pants are running out onto the field! Look at them all! Shout their names! They are heroes!
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The game is about to start. Flip that coin, shake hands, and stretch before getting pummeled with fists/wooden sticks.
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Aww, yis! We just scored a point! Let us rub it in for a solid 3 minutes!
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Oh no! Your team scored a point?! Don't worry, we'll come back! We just need to get pumped up!
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Aha, we have now taken the lead! You are a bunch of miserable fools for even believing you'll win.
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It's time to break out a double attack of Queen songs. That's how you know we mean business!
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Hahahaha, we are having so much fun! Drinking beer and eating pretzels and chips and hot dogs and wings and nachos. This is the height of glory!
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But seriously, sports may not be my thing, but even I can find the beauty in teamwork, camaraderie, and perseverance. Thank you, Friday Night Lights.
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And even more seriously, this song/video encapsulates exactly how I feel about sports. A glorious, confusing spectacle.
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Alright, enough kidding around. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!!!
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